The Boys' Locker Room

My scrawling of the band names on the inside of my locker door were my 10 commandments:

1. Rush
2. Led Zepplin
3. Jimi Hendrix
4. Judas Priest
5. Jethro Tull
6. Foreigner
7. Black Sabbath
8. Iron Maiden
9. Megadeth
10.Motorhead

I stored my backup black comb in my locker just in case the one that I kept in my right back pocket got lost. Some bitch scratched the words, "Dirty Hesher" on my locker and every time someone walked by, they laughed. I had that same locker for all four years of high school. Once, Steve stashed his sack in my locker without telling me. Shit man, my locker reeked for weeks. I kept a mirror in my locker for awhile just so that I could feather my hair right. That all ended when I got into punk and wanted to look just like Henry Rollins. I got a black Flag tattoo across my chest and the chicks went wild. I didn't even give two shits when the jock who had a locker next to me called me a fag. I started seeing his cheerleader girlfriend and he freaked everyday when she would kiss my locker leaving her hot pink lip marks all over the door for him to see. I got expelled from that school after I kicked the shit out of him up against his locker. What a dick.